Size 14 and Having Fun With Chilies

So, my mother has been really ticked with the way I’ve been looking lately and insisted that I purchase me at least one new pair of jeans. I’ve been avoiding trying on clothes because I know I’m the size of cow. But I acquiesced…knowing that I’ve been holding on to my one pair of too tight jeans because that is the only pair that I can squeeze my butt (that is now the size of Brazil) into.

So I walk on over to New York & Co. and look at jeans. I flip through the jeans and notice that the size 14 looks like it will fit my brazil size ass.

And low and behold I try them on and…they…fit.

SIgh.

I went to several other stores and their size 12′s definitely didn’t fit..so that only left the 14′s.

SIgh.

Mind you I left the mall without any jeans that day because I REFUSE to buy a size 14 jean. I about died when I had to buy size 12 jeans a couple of years ago and promptly tossed them out once I was back to a size 8. Now I’m a size 14 and well…I won’t be purchasing any new clothes until I’m at least a size 10. So there’s my weight gain loss update.

On a lighter note. Here is Casper our resident semi-professional fighter/personal trainer talking to us about the weight loss benefits of chilies. Be sure to comment and show Casper some SPP love:

Hello again ladies, My last video post didn’t come out to well due to the touchiness of WordPress, but that’s OK lets move on.

Fun With Chillies

I don’t want to bore anyone by breaking down body mechanics, So I would rather stick to the fun and light hearted stuff. Easy tips that generally help out. One of those things is a favorite of mine. Chili’s! I love hot peppers and I growem myself. The odd thing is that I don’t like my food spicy I just like eating chili’s, crazy huh?

Anyways the active ingredient in chili’s that sets the roof of your mouth on fire is called capsicum. This stuff has a great way of heating things up and I mean that literally. You see when you eat those chili’s the nerve receptors light up like timesquare and your body thinks somethings burning so immediately it turns on the waterworks to try and douse the fire. Hence the runny nose and sweat.

Now I eat raw hot chili’s and this has a great fat burning quality, I do it because I am addicted to the burn AKA you get an endorphin rush, and the hotter the chili the more the rush AND I am out of my mind. But you don’t have to be crazy like me, adding some cayenne pepper to augment a dish will help.

Now unless your gonna eat a naga morich pepper every hour don’t expect the fat to just melt away cause it ain’t. And eating that giant bowl of pasta with a little cayenne isn’t gonna cut it either. (kinda like the sumo guy at the food court polishing off the 14 inch pizza and sipping on a diet coke, because this somehow compensates)

I will say is that if you start eating some super hot peppers every hour throughout the day you will shed some pounds, I have seen it with my own eyes. But that takes some and mettle and persistence that not even I have. Eventually though your body is clever and will figure out whats going on, you will develop a tolerance and the effectiveness will plateau, as with all things.

So ladies bring on the FIRE.

And as a friend of mine says:

” If your ever at my house and I say “here try this” DON’T DO IT”